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  • ot: How many lathes must a young man have...

    before it drives his wife insane?
    the answer my friend, is sitting in the basement,
    the answer is sitting in the basement

  • #2
    Oh yeah, I've got that record. It's by Bob Drillin'...right?
    Milton

    "Accuracy is the sum total of your compensating mistakes."

    "The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion." G. K. Chesterton

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    • #3
      Didn't he also do "Turn! Turn! Turn!"

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      • #4
        Turn, Turn, Turn

        Originally posted by Tony Ennis
        Didn't he also do "Turn! Turn! Turn!"
        Na...That pun is fer the byrds.
        Jim (KB4IVH)

        Only fools abuse their tools.

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        • #5
          and 'The Shaper I'm In' or 'Mister Tramthemachine Man' or 'Knocking on HF's Door'

          OK I'll get my coat

          Mark
          What you say & what people hear is not always the same thing.
          www.remark.me.uk

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          • #6
            I feel the need to hold my nose and run screaming into the night. some of those puns are that outrageous!

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            • #7
              I always liked that one about "The Aragon Mill". They must have seen my shop.
              .
              "People will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time they will pick themselves up and carry on" : Winston Churchill

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              • #8
                Groan!!...........
                If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something........

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                • #9
                  I've gotten so lathey, my wife's patience is hanging by a thread. She thinks I'm nuts already so I won't broach the topic; I'll just mill around in the shop so she won't send me to the turret.

                  You know the drill - you take a few belts, lose your bearings and she'll pulleyou back (ooh,that one hurt). Maybe I'll have to mend my ways and get back to the old grind, I don't want her to chuck me out. . .
                  Cheers,

                  Frank Ford
                  HomeShopTech

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                  • #10
                    Bad puns are the best. Keep up the good work. I've got to go now; there's a crowd milling about in my garage. Now I lathe me down to sleep......

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                    • #11
                      "Slip sliding a way....". Ewww - if I had a hammer I'd end this punishment!

                      I'm back!

                      Got rust ye merry metalmen? Let none of you dismay
                      They say the price of scrap iron will fall again today!
                      Last edited by dp; 12-26-2009, 04:49 PM.

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                      • #12
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIum0vIAmBw

                        This one is my favorite
                        "the ocean is the ultimate solution"

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                        • #13
                          The money i've spent on my toys is out of order, i'll TURN in my grave thinking more should have been spent on her indoors.

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                          • #14
                            This is the season, turn, turn,turn

                            ah, so much turning- we need something by Steve Miller-
                            Last edited by darryl; 12-26-2009, 10:00 PM.
                            I seldom do anything within the scope of logical reason and calculated cost/benefit, etc- I'm following my passion-

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                            • #15
                              Theese puns are real torch-er if ya keep it up I'll have to be put on plazma, then You guys will be in a real scrape.

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