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  • Chuck Norris

    Everyone knows how badass he is.

    Please everyone contribute as it could a humorous thread.

    "If chuck Norris was a machinist he would"

    always thread towards the headstock!

  • #2
    he'd be better of machining than acting as he's really crap poor at that yuk.Alistair
    Please excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Alistair Hosie
      he'd be better of machining than acting as he's really crap poor at that yuk.Alistair
      you're right.....if Chuck Norris were a machinist he'd wouldn't say much but would try like hell to hold .010"
      in Toronto Ontario - where are you?

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      • #4
        Before Chuck Norris came along lathes had 3 or 4 jaw "spinny round metal holder thingies" on them.

        He's a fellow Okie BTW.

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        • #5
          If Chuck Norris were a machinist he would always thread from the center out to each end upside down and backwards while kicking the head stock and yelling KEA in a scream.
          It's only ink and paper

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          • #6
            Are you kidding me??? He'd have kicked that lathe's arse from the get go and it would have KNOWN not to even try wrapping up his apron.

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            • #7
              chuck would only run a clausing lathe.

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              • #8
                Chuck Norris is the only man who could throw a ship overboard!!...lol

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                • #9
                  If Chuck Norris was a machinist he'd still be on broom duty.

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                  • #10
                    If Chuck Norris were a Machinist... Right now we or at least I would be saying. Who the heck is Chuck Norris . Other then that I think he'd just break thing all day long.
                    Wow... where did the time go. I could of swore I was only out there for an hour.

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                    • #11
                      If Chuck Norris was a machinist he wouldn't need no stinkin chop saw!

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                      • #12
                        I'd put him in charge of collecting from slow payers.

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                        • #13
                          He only turn right-hand threads.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by dp
                            He only turn right-hand threads.
                            and make wing nuts

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                            • #15
                              If Chuck Norris were a machinist, he'd roundhouse kick the part until it cut it's own threads.
                              Stuart de Haro

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