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    Truism: An undoubted or self-evident truth; a statement which is pliantly true; a proposition needing no proof or argument...

    A cobbler's kids usually run barefoot.

    A carpenter's house is likely to fall apart.

    The best barber is bald.

    Never trust a skinny cook.

    All dumbs are blonde.

    With the above in mind finish this statement:

    A machinist...?

  • #2
    -screws around
    I seldom do anything within the scope of logical reason and calculated cost/benefit, etc- I'm following my passion-

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    • #3
      mills a round peg to fit a square hole

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      • #4
        suffers from metal illness

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        • #5
          Works to the thousandth when an eighth will do.

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          • #6
            uses dial soap
            I seldom do anything within the scope of logical reason and calculated cost/benefit, etc- I'm following my passion-

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            • #7
              .. n ......
              Last edited by tyrone shewlaces; 04-18-2010, 03:53 AM.

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              • #8
                ...hits the tenth but is off by an inch.
                --
                Tom C
                ... nice weather eh?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Astronowanabe
                  ...hits the tenth but is off by an inch.
                  Lol! That's the story of my life!
                  Dan from Raleigh, NC

                  If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.
                  _____________________
                  "What is your host's purpose for the party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi." P.J. O'Rourke

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                  • #10
                    makes waste.
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                    Thank you to our families of soldiers, many of whom have given so much more then the rest of us for the Freedom we enjoy.

                    It is true, there is nothing free about freedom, don't be so quick to give it away.

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                    • #11
                      ..... only does good turns!


                      ...... is a cut above the rest!


                      Peter
                      I have tools I don't know how to use!!

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                      • #12
                        Spends fifty dollars to make a fifty cent part.

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                        • #13
                          ...does it with precision.

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                          • #14
                            . . . gives more strokes per minute.

                            . . . drills deeper.

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                            • #15
                              ... is on "the cutting edge".
                              Paul A.
                              SE Texas

                              Make it fit.
                              You can't win and there is a penalty for trying!

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