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  • Originally posted by Black Forest View Post
    How to determine if you are old.

    Fall down in public with bystanders. If the bystanders laugh you are young. If the bystanders panic and run to you and ask if you are OK you are old!
    Some of us don't even have to fall down. Happened to me just walking to the mailbox. People stopped while driving to inquire about my health. Happened more than once.
    Weston Bye - Author, The Mechatronist column, Digital Machinist magazine
    ~Practitioner of the Electromechanical Arts~

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    • [QUOTE=Black Forest;1158800]How to determine if you are old:



      A night out is followed by a day in.

      Or


      You can't be bothered to pull your belly in when you meet a pretty girl.

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      • I have a pair of lesbian neighbors, young, gorgeous, and friendly.
        They heard my birthday was coming.
        "SO what do you want for you birthday? " they ask.
        I excitedly say " I wanna watch!"
        They gave me a damn Timex

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        • Originally posted by 1-800miner View Post
          I have a pair of lesbian neighbors, young, gorgeous, and friendly.
          They heard my birthday was coming.
          "SO what do you want for you birthday? " they ask.
          I excitedly say " I wanna watch!"
          They gave me a damn Timex
          Too bad it wasn't a Gruen instead of a Timex!

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          • Originally posted by 1-800miner View Post
            You can't be bothered to pull your belly in when you meet a pretty girl.
            You're not old, you're dead.
            Kevin

            More tools than sense.

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            • Originally posted by 1-800miner View Post
              You can't be bothered to pull your belly in when you meet a pretty girl.

              Or...you leer at her and rub your belly lasciviously a couple of times then grab two big handfuls of it and shake it at her...all the while telling her in you best "Fat Bastard" voice "I'm dead sexy!"
              Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada

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              • You know you are getting old when it take all night to do what you used to be able to do all night.
                At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and left over parts.

                Location: SF East Bay.

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                • Almost everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work
                  http://pauleschoen.com/pix/PM08_P76_P54.png
                  Paul , P S Technology, Inc. and MrTibbs
                  USA Maryland 21030

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                  • Me? I know I'm getting stronger in old age.

                    When I was 26 I couldn't bend it with two hands.

                    Now I can bend it with two fingers.
                    .
                    "People will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time they will pick themselves up and carry on" : Winston Churchill

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                    • You know you are old when you move the mirrors over the bed to tbe ceiling over the dining room table!
                      Location: The Black Forest in Germany

                      How to become a millionaire: Start out with 10 million and take up machining as a hobby!

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                      • I love this one. I have to try it sometime..

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                        • I prefer this prank. ( just for gags TV show destroys a car)

                          https://youtu.be/XTm4JKlPvX4
                          Last edited by danlb; 04-13-2018, 02:19 PM.
                          At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and left over parts.

                          Location: SF East Bay.

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                          • I like this one too and it's easy to do.

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                            • I was in a plane some time ago where someone put a fake arm hanging from an overhead bin. The flight attendants were not amused:

                              https://www.stinkyface.co.uk/collect...ducts/fake-arm

                              http://pauleschoen.com/pix/PM08_P76_P54.png
                              Paul , P S Technology, Inc. and MrTibbs
                              USA Maryland 21030

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                              • True story, years ago when I bear hunted I brought the skinned paws so I used to take the companies deposit thru the bank drive thru every afternoon & knew the girls well. I put the bag & the paw in the tray & when she pulled it in I started screaming you cut my hand of. Everyone was screaming. What a blast
                                Last edited by flylo; 04-14-2018, 11:42 PM.

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