suicide attempt!
eighty year old lady is admitted to the hospital emergency room with a gunshot wound to the knee.
The doctor asks her how she came to have a gunshot wound to the knee.
She explains that her dear husband died a while back and she just wanted to join him in heaven. So she asked someone where would be the best place to shoot someone to kill them right away. That person tells her the best place is direct in the heart. So she calls her doctor and asks him where exactly is her heart located. He told her just under your left breast!
eighty year old lady is admitted to the hospital emergency room with a gunshot wound to the knee.
The doctor asks her how she came to have a gunshot wound to the knee.
She explains that her dear husband died a while back and she just wanted to join him in heaven. So she asked someone where would be the best place to shoot someone to kill them right away. That person tells her the best place is direct in the heart. So she calls her doctor and asks him where exactly is her heart located. He told her just under your left breast!
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