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  • Originally posted by PStechPaul View Post
    Where did the dyslexic atomic scientist work?
    The candy factory.

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    • One of my old bosses is selling his house in Palo Alto if anyone is looking for a place to keep their hat down on the wrong coast

      https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/06/...o-alto-castle/

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      • Originally posted by 3 Phase Lightbulb View Post
        One of my old bosses is selling his house in Palo Alto if anyone is looking for a place to keep their hat down on the wrong coast
        Good joke!

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        • Him or the post?

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          • Originally posted by flylo View Post
            Him or the post?
            Who and what post?

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            • An old monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books. Like the rest, he was assigned the task of copying old manuscripts. He goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others' copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made. Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement. They ask him what is wrong and he says "the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!"
              At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and left over parts.

              Location: SF East Bay.

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              • Q - What does DNA stand for?


                A - National Dyslexia Association.
                At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and left over parts.

                Location: SF East Bay.

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                • Along those lines, I suffer from CDO. That's like OCD but arranged alphabetically as it should be.
                  Location- Rugby, Warwickshire. UK

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                  • Love it, Mark! I'm going to get some mileage out of that one.
                    Southwest Utah

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                    • my malady is ados: attention deficit...Oh, Shiny!

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                      • Q How do you get 3 respectable society matrons to say "Crap" at the same time?

                        A Get a 4th one to yell out "Bingo!"

                        ( ADOS... Good one Miner)
                        At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and left over parts.

                        Location: SF East Bay.

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                        • Why did the chicken cross the MŲbius strip? To get to the other… eh? Hang on…
                          At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and left over parts.

                          Location: SF East Bay.

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                          • To get to the same side.
                            Location: North Central Texas

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                            • Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                              A: So that millions of people could question why

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                              • In California food stamps are now an EBT card.
                                The cash register girls at the grocery call them Every Broke Tweaker cards.

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