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Originally posted by PStechPaul View PostPeter - novice home machinist, modern motorcycle enthusiast.
Denford Viceroy 280 Synchro (11 x 24)
Herbert 0V adapted to R8 by 'Sir John'.
Monarch 10EE 1942
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I'm not sure this belongs in this section because it happens to me almost every day:Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the shop.
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I would rather have tools that I never use, than not have a tool I need.
Oregon Coast
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Originally posted by boslab View PostPolitical correctness has effectively killed any kind of comedy, it is now called discrimination and hate speech according to the LH side, sad
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So you NEVER find ANYthing funny anymore?
Your statement can only be true if the ONLY things you find humorous are based solely on prejudicial insults (what others find offensive is not something you get to choose - look at what directly insults or offends you and note that someone else finds it hilarious. A little historical knowledge, context and looking at things from someone else's perspective can go a long way).
When someone gets hit in the nuts by an errant golf ball, most people laugh, and no one calls it discrimination.
I have no trouble at all finding comedy. Heck, your statement made ME laugh (and I am not even 'LH side').
Location: North Central Texas
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Originally posted by lugnut View PostI'm not sure this belongs in this section because it happens to me almost every day:Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the shop.
Mike
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Originally posted by Joel View PostBS.
So you NEVER find ANYthing funny anymore?
Your statement can only be true if the ONLY things you find humorous are based solely on prejudicial insults (what others find offensive is not something you get to choose - look at what directly insults or offends you and note that someone else finds it hilarious. A little historical knowledge, context and looking at things from someone else's perspective can go a long way).
When someone gets hit in the nuts by an errant golf ball, most people laugh, and no one calls it discrimination.
I have no trouble at all finding comedy. Heck, your statement made ME laugh (and I am not even 'LH side').
-jsThere are no stupid questions. But there are lots of stupid answers. This is the internet.
Location: SF Bay Area
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Speaking of jokes, been playing ‘what if’ with several canned software packages which are supposed to allow one to do his annual IRS tax dance. Using same data entry for each, for tax year 2021, four popular programs produce wild, different numbers for refunds, or tax due. Anyone here have words of wisdom? G
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Where does one find FOUR popular IRS tax reporting programs?
Seriously, if you have a financial situation that is that complex, you need an accountant who can go to tax court for you.
Not seriously:
IRS form 1040SS (Super Simple)
1) How much did you make? ___________
2) How much is left? ___________
4) Send it in.At the end of the project, there is a profound difference between spare parts and left over parts.
Location: SF East Bay.
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