Jokes & Stories . Keep it clean'ish folks

[Black Forest]

[Black Forest]

[chipmaker4130]

When a woman says 'what?' Its not that she didn't hear you, she's just giving you a chance to change what you said!

[mickeyf]

Mine are usually somewhere in between, but I don't get paid in any case.

[Peter.]

Dog playing computer games gets frustrated:

https://twitter.com/AudreyStJames1/s...47503109791747

Can someone tell the guy behind the chair working that dog puppet to keep their head down, it's poking over the top of the chair

[lugnut]

I'm not sure this belongs in this section because it happens to me almost every day:

Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the shop.

[lynnl]

Only three jokes in the last year...? (sigh) I guess the world has become a more somber place.

[boslab]

Political correctness has effectively killed any kind of comedy, it is now called discrimination and hate speech according to the LH side, sad
mark

[Joel]

Political correctness has effectively killed any kind of comedy, it is now called discrimination and hate speech according to the LH side, sad
mark

BS.
So you NEVER find ANYthing funny anymore?
Your statement can only be true if the ONLY things you find humorous are based solely on prejudicial insults (what others find offensive is not something you get to choose - look at what directly insults or offends you and note that someone else finds it hilarious. A little historical knowledge, context and looking at things from someone else's perspective can go a long way).

When someone gets hit in the nuts by an errant golf ball, most people laugh, and no one calls it discrimination.
I have no trouble at all finding comedy. Heck, your statement made ME laugh (and I am not even 'LH side').

[SVS]

Two men walked into a bar, third man ducked….

[MikeL46]

I'm not sure this belongs in this section because it happens to me almost every day:

Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the shop.

That's frequently called 'The Law of Selective Gravitation'

Mike

[Jim Stewart]

BS.
So you NEVER find ANYthing funny anymore?
Your statement can only be true if the ONLY things you find humorous are based solely on prejudicial insults (what others find offensive is not something you get to choose - look at what directly insults or offends you and note that someone else finds it hilarious. A little historical knowledge, context and looking at things from someone else's perspective can go a long way).

When someone gets hit in the nuts by an errant golf ball, most people laugh, and no one calls it discrimination.
I have no trouble at all finding comedy. Heck, your statement made ME laugh (and I am not even 'LH side').

Spot on, Joel.

-js

[Guido]

Speaking of jokes, been playing ‘what if’ with several canned software packages which are supposed to allow one to do his annual IRS tax dance. Using same data entry for each, for tax year 2021, four popular programs produce wild, different numbers for refunds, or tax due. Anyone here have words of wisdom? G

[Arcane]

Guido...get a certified accountant.

[danlb]

Where does one find FOUR popular IRS tax reporting programs?

Seriously, if you have a financial situation that is that complex, you need an accountant who can go to tax court for you.

Not seriously:

IRS form 1040SS (Super Simple)

1) How much did you make? ___________
2) How much is left? ___________

4) Send it in.