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    Hello All,

    I have been a bit overwhelmed lately with repairs on a lot of things that I have aquired that interest me.

    About 10 years or so ago a friend of mine and I were discussing how a lot of petrol powered things are fun and seem to make life easier but also require time and attention to keep them running.

    I suggested to him that there is a CYLINDER QUOTIENT that is a count of all cylinders that you maintain and keep running.

    Not the Chevy V-8's like I have sitting on skids because I like them but the stuff that I keep in running order like my and my wifes daily drivers, motorcles, boats, lawn equipment and you name it.

    Going back 10 years or so when we discussed the issue of CYLINDER QUOTIENT, I counted over 100 cylinders that I had at my disposal with the pull of a cord or the turn of a key. Which brings up another issue. BATTERIES.

    Over 30 lead acid batteries. If I can get 6 years each it is still 5 a year just to break even.

    I see a day when downsizing will be necessary but I hope it is after I am gone.

    Should be quite an estate sale.

    I know that I am not alone with this.

    What is your CYLINDER QUOTIENT?

    I may even re-count mine. For therapy.

    Brian
    OPEN EYES, OPEN EARS, OPEN MIND

    THINK HARDER

    BETTER TO HAVE TOOLS YOU DON'T NEED THAN TO NEED TOOLS YOU DON'T HAVE

    MY NAME IS BRIAN AND I AM A TOOLOHOLIC

  • #2
    Hmmm. Not counting the motor in a box I never opened, the moped that ignition failed and havent fixed yet... about 10.
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    • #3
      Hmmm ... quotient is the result of a division.
      So 100 is the result of what divided by what?


      Nick

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      • #4
        Your life divided by the number of cylinders that you maintain.

        If you have 1 cylinder you will probably do it more justice than if you are taking care of 100+.

        Brian
        OPEN EYES, OPEN EARS, OPEN MIND

        THINK HARDER

        BETTER TO HAVE TOOLS YOU DON'T NEED THAN TO NEED TOOLS YOU DON'T HAVE

        MY NAME IS BRIAN AND I AM A TOOLOHOLIC

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        • #5
          Ok, I thought I had it when I reached 47, then I got up to 81 and I'm stalled. No, wait- there's 8 more (my hydraulic spider has 8). Interesting. I'm at 89 now, things where a piston moves in a cylinder to do something. Wait- there's at least 2 more-
          I seldom do anything within the scope of logical reason and calculated cost/benefit, etc- I'm following my passion-

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          • #6
            You mean your "working" life - ie the age at which you can reasonably expect to be maintaing thiose cylinders. That will probably be less than your actuarial mean life expectancy.

            I would also guess that the ability - or need or want - to maintain a number of cylinders per year will decrease each year until you are not able or willing to maintain any at all.

            I have 14 cylinders and I'd guess that at 73 I have about 4>7 "maintenance years" left until I get to 78>80.

            For example, in the U.S. White Americans are expected to live until age 78, but black people only until age 71.
            from:
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_life_expectancy

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ife_expectancy

            http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&sour...2ddf24bc56fe27

            I do hope you are firing - and will continue to fire - on all cylinders.

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            • #7
              Do less than one cc count?
              Paul A.
              SE Texas

              Make it fit.
              You can't win and there is a penalty for trying!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Paul Alciatore
                Do less than one cc count?
                I had counted things like string trimmers but forgot my antique RC helicopter.

                Oh well, I have never started it so it probably doesn't count.

                We decided that if it runs and has a cylinder, it counts.

                Brian
                OPEN EYES, OPEN EARS, OPEN MIND

                THINK HARDER

                BETTER TO HAVE TOOLS YOU DON'T NEED THAN TO NEED TOOLS YOU DON'T HAVE

                MY NAME IS BRIAN AND I AM A TOOLOHOLIC

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                • #9
                  Well I guess I am at about 12 for two cars. I have a third one that I haven't started in a year or so, but I plan to do so this weekend so that is 18. No gas lawn tools. I use electrics: seems cheaper in the long run. But I have a pile of model engines. That would bring it up to about 24 or 25 if I had run them lately. I am sure they would start.
                  Paul A.
                  SE Texas

                  Make it fit.
                  You can't win and there is a penalty for trying!

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                  • #10
                    Interesting. I've been thinking about just this for a while because I don't have a lot of free time and I'm seriously falling behind with maintenance on all this stuff.

                    I think it's 32. That's spread out over a V8 diesel pickup, two 6-cylinder cars, a 4-cylinder car, couple lawn/garden tractors, a Honda ATV, chainsaw, weed whacker (33 if I count the one that won't start ATM) and push mower.

                    ...and I'm thinking of getting a gas power washer, so up goes the number :-)

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                    • #11
                      My dad used to tell us kids to not ever become a "slave to your possesions".

                      I always tried to keep that in mind but somewhere I lost it.

                      It isn't just cylinders.

                      A lot of those cylinders also require batteries.

                      I have bought 5 lead acid batteries since the first of the year.

                      A manlift with 4 golf cart batteries.

                      A fifth wheel with 6 golf cart batteries.

                      I think I counted over 30 batteries when I counted cylinders ten years ago or so.

                      So if I get 5 years on average out of each battery, I still am in for 6 new ones a year.

                      I know that I made the choice to take on a lot of equipment, but sometimes I think I was fooling myself about how much time would be involved just maintaining everything.

                      This week I noticed oil on the floor under the drive wheel of my John Deere F935 diesel mower.

                      I started pulling it apart figuring a seal would be an easy repair. Come to find out, the seal is way inward and requires a lot of teardown.

                      I put it back together to finish the mowing season. Cut an acre or so and started hearing a funny noise out of the 72" mower deck. One spindle has bad bearings. They can't wait till the end of mowing season.

                      Keep the hand cleaner handy, got some wrenching coming up.

                      Brian
                      OPEN EYES, OPEN EARS, OPEN MIND

                      THINK HARDER

                      BETTER TO HAVE TOOLS YOU DON'T NEED THAN TO NEED TOOLS YOU DON'T HAVE

                      MY NAME IS BRIAN AND I AM A TOOLOHOLIC

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                      • #12
                        Just counting the stuff that takes a key to start, 59. It's too late to start counting pull cord tools (we have a farm, it would take forever).
                        Dan from Raleigh, NC

                        If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.
                        _____________________
                        "What is your host's purpose for the party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi." P.J. O'Rourke

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                        • #13
                          Boy am I underprivledged, I have exactly 8. Two 4 cyl cars the rest
                          is elctric, lawn mower, string trimmer. Radial arm saw, router, drill
                          press, beltsander, bandsaw, planner, not a cylnder in the lot. :-)
                          Plus a few electrics I forgot that I havn't used in a while.
                          ...lew...

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                          • #14
                            I didn't think mine was very high, but I am up to over 20, and I think there are several more. All 1 cyl devices except for two of the compressors.
                            1601

                            Keep eye on ball.
                            Hashim Khan

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                            • #15
                              One thing that I have noticed is that when I spend time in Arizona, the folks out there tend to have a lot less cylinders.

                              Out in the desert there is no need for snowblowers, mowers, string trimmers, chainsaws, edgers and a host of other things that we use a lot in Michigan.

                              Maybe someday that will be part of my solution.

                              Brian
                              OPEN EYES, OPEN EARS, OPEN MIND

                              THINK HARDER

                              BETTER TO HAVE TOOLS YOU DON'T NEED THAN TO NEED TOOLS YOU DON'T HAVE

                              MY NAME IS BRIAN AND I AM A TOOLOHOLIC

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