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    The "Salary Theorem" states:

    "Engineers, scientists, and skilled technicians can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants, and especially, liberal arts majors."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:

    Postulate 1:

    Knowledge is Power.

    Postulate 2:
    Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows:
    Power = Work / Time.

    Since:
    Knowledge = Power,
    then:
    Knowledge = Work / Time.

    Also, since:
    Time = Money,
    then:
    Knowledge = Work / Money.

    Solving for Money:
    Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Therefore:
    As Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

  • #2
    Those who do the work always get paid less than those that THINK and think they do the work.
    It's only ink and paper

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    • #3
      Implementation of an idea is much more difficult than it seems to the inventor.
      How to become a millionaire: Start out with 10 million and take up machining as a hobby!

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      • #4
        That reminds me of a theorum i learned in gradeschool.

        we know that to get girls, you need money and time. which are directly related, therefore : GIRLS = MONEY X TIME

        and we know that TIME = MONEY

        Therefore GIRLS = (MONEY)^2

        And we know that money is the root of all evil:

        Money = Sq root (evil)

        therefore Girls = Money ^2 and Money = Sq root (evil)

        GIRLS = EVIL

        Good times, they were

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