I really need a translator.

[1-800miner]

Instruction manual from a dro unit.
I quote:
"Ellipse be allotted a hole.
function:jse900-2ae/3ae
The god of the earth who points out that the obvious form of number provides
the convenient ellipse halving hole function.
handles person requires English to import ellipse."


I have forty five pages to read.

[old mart]

Then get wong wive it!

[john hobdeclipe]

Gonna be a long summer.

[Mcgyver]

that's unbelievable. google translate it back into Mandarin and hire a Chinese kid to install it

[MattiJ]

The Finnish manual makes lot more sense:

Ellipsi annetaan reiنn.
toiminto: jse900-2ae / 3AE
Maan jumala, joka huomauttaa, ettن ilmeinen numero muodostaa
kنtevن ellipsi puolittaa reikن-toiminto.
kahvat henkilِ vaatii Englanti tuoda ellipsin. "

[elf]

橢圓被給出一個孔。
功能: jse900-2ae/3ae
地球的神, 誰指出, 明顯的數位構成
用於將孔函數減半的簡便橢圓。
人的手柄要求英語帶橢圓。"

[MichaelP]

I recently read a description of a diet where they translated "soft stool" as "soft chair". This alone can soften one's stool unexpectedly.

[Mike Burch]

Count yourself lucky! The complicated VFD I bought from China came complete with its manual—in Chinese.

I recently bought an Acculock vice for my mill. The Operation Manual includes the following:

"When active mouth of the tongs level migration, Above it half sphere can have a vertical downward pressure, therefore the clamp work piece cannot surface the boat."

That's a relief, then...

[Forestgnome]

I have that same manual. I gave up and watched Youtube vids on similar units.

[Mcgyver]

I have that same manual. I gave up and watched Youtube vids on similar units.

and the amazing thing is you bought an iron worker!

[rmcphearson]

I love it.

I had a Kubota parts book that labeled a screw as a "f*ck". That was before phones had cameras or I would have taken a photo.

[SirLesPatterson]

PAGE 1: "The Use of the DRO Systen1,is easily understood by any user: You can use it without needing to finish reading the manual."

PAGE 4: "Please read the manual before operation of the machines."

SOURCE:
https://knowledge.hacklab.to/w/image...DRO_manual.pdf

[Paul Alciatore]

Well, I guess that beats my favorite equipment maintenance manual from Japan. The front cover read, translated word for word from the Japanese I am sure, "Color Handy Lookie System". We had guys gathered in groups for months and months, trying to figure out what it said on the inside, going over it almost literally line by line. It was about an inch thick so it took some time, a lot of scribbled notes, and a lot of experimentation.

A better translation for "Color Handy Lookie System" would have been "Hand Held Color Camera".

Instruction manual from a dro unit.
I quote:
"Ellipse be allotted a hole.
function:jse900-2ae/3ae
The god of the earth who points out that the obvious form of number provides
the convenient ellipse halving hole function.
handles person requires English to import ellipse."


I have forty five pages to read.