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    Instruction manual from a dro unit.
    I quote:
    "Ellipse be allotted a hole.
    function:jse900-2ae/3ae
    The god of the earth who points out that the obvious form of number provides
    the convenient ellipse halving hole function.
    handles person requires English to import ellipse."


    I have forty five pages to read.

  • #2
    Then get wong wive it!

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    • #3
      Gonna be a long summer.

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      • #4
        that's unbelievable. google translate it back into Mandarin and hire a Chinese kid to install it
        in Toronto Ontario - where are you?

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        • #5
          The Finnish manual makes lot more sense:

          Ellipsi annetaan reiنn.
          toiminto: jse900-2ae / 3AE
          Maan jumala, joka huomauttaa, ettن ilmeinen numero muodostaa
          kنtevن ellipsi puolittaa reikن-toiminto.
          kahvat henkilِ vaatii Englanti tuoda ellipsin. "
          Location: Helsinki, Finland, Europe

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          • #6
            橢圓被給出一個孔。
            功能: jse900-2ae/3ae
            地球的神, 誰指出, 明顯的數位構成
            用於將孔函數減半的簡便橢圓。
            人的手柄要求英語帶橢圓。"

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            • #7
              I recently read a description of a diet where they translated "soft stool" as "soft chair". This alone can soften one's stool unexpectedly.
              Mike
              WI/IL border, USA

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              • #8
                Count yourself lucky! The complicated VFD I bought from China came complete with its manual—in Chinese.

                I recently bought an Acculock vice for my mill. The Operation Manual includes the following:

                "When active mouth of the tongs level migration, Above it half sphere can have a vertical downward pressure, therefore the clamp work piece cannot surface the boat."

                That's a relief, then...

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                • #9
                  I have that same manual. I gave up and watched Youtube vids on similar units.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Forestgnome View Post
                    I have that same manual. I gave up and watched Youtube vids on similar units.
                    and the amazing thing is you bought an iron worker!
                    in Toronto Ontario - where are you?

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                    • #11
                      I love it.

                      I had a Kubota parts book that labeled a screw as a "f*ck". That was before phones had cameras or I would have taken a photo.
                      -Roland
                      Golf Course Mechanic

                      Bedminster NJ

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                      • #12
                        PAGE 1: "The Use of the DRO Systen1,is easily understood by any user: You can use it without needing to finish reading the manual."

                        PAGE 4: "Please read the manual before operation of the machines."

                        SOURCE:
                        https://knowledge.hacklab.to/w/image...DRO_manual.pdf

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                        • #13
                          Well, I guess that beats my favorite equipment maintenance manual from Japan. The front cover read, translated word for word from the Japanese I am sure, "Color Handy Lookie System". We had guys gathered in groups for months and months, trying to figure out what it said on the inside, going over it almost literally line by line. It was about an inch thick so it took some time, a lot of scribbled notes, and a lot of experimentation.

                          A better translation for "Color Handy Lookie System" would have been "Hand Held Color Camera".



                          Originally posted by 1-800miner View Post
                          Instruction manual from a dro unit.
                          I quote:
                          "Ellipse be allotted a hole.
                          function:jse900-2ae/3ae
                          The god of the earth who points out that the obvious form of number provides
                          the convenient ellipse halving hole function.
                          handles person requires English to import ellipse."


                          I have forty five pages to read.
                          Paul A.
                          SE Texas

                          And if you look REAL close at an analog signal,
                          You will find that it has discrete steps.

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