Tool Porn Calendar

[Doc Nickel]

Actually, I'm working with a graphic artist at the moment who is doing a wildlife calendar for a customer. He (the graphics guy) asked if I wanted to do a calendar, since by making one big order he could get the price down to the point the calendars could be sold for a reasonable price and still make a decent profit.

I don't have the graphics I need for anything I'd like to do, but if we could piece together some nice machinery pics from the members here (I can provide specs) I'd front the manufacturing costs and such.

Obviously it'd be a 2006 calendar, and according to the tech, I'd need the images by mid-April at the latest, but I'd be willing to give it a shot.

Doc.

[madman]

Yeah thatll do fine.

[zl1byz]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by John Stevenson:
woof ?</font>

NO!!

[Thrud]

Meow?

[speedy]

My workshop is my domain and I can put anything up on the wall I care to... the missus gave me the OK.
So someone big, busty, buxom, beautiful, brunette, bouncy, brazen and bitchy will do...
Failing that a blonde ..
NO dogs allowed.

Ken

Thrud.. do my ears deceive me or was that a ***** ??



[This message has been edited by speedy (edited 01-08-2005).]

[Thrud]

D. Thomas:
Yes, very nice, but those tend to catch hot chops, er lips, I mean chips and after having to see Evan half-naked (gag!) and machining with his Grandsons we are trying to discourage unsafe garb in the workshop - so the top would have to go as it would just accumulat too amny chips and just be unsafe for the poor girl. HOWEVER - we still encourage Evan to wear EXTRA clothes at all times.

I already have Progressive Diabetic Retinopathy - I don't need additional severe retinal bleeding from seeing him naked again - Geezus H. Murphey - don't encourage the lad!

[This message has been edited by Thrud (edited 01-08-2005).]

[gglines]

Don:

You can go to www.lulu.com and upload your pictures. They print the calender and ship them. Anyone else can buy them and you get paid a royalty as you set the price. Doesn't cost you anything and you don't have to do any work other than upload the photos. I'd love to have a 2005 calender with your pics.

Thanks,

George

[CCWKen]

I had a summer worker (student) I tried to convince making a hot rod calendar. I could have sold a million! Well, at least one.

Imagin this:



Draped across this:

[Thrud]

CCWKen:
Nice hood ornament - butt it might freeze to death up here (-40*C) - that is the style Rolls should have perched on their rad caps instead of that stupid Angel...

[Milacron of PM]

Very interesting George, I'll check it out.

My original calendars were not just photos, but had trade show dates filled in appropriate day boxes and some etchings and ads from old catalogs sprinkled here and there also.