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    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast.

  • #2

    Jezzze... I hope I never get old



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      • #4
        apple trees in fla.?


        • #5
          "Moral: Old men can still think fast."

          An old bull and young bull were up on the hillside looking down at the cows grazing below, when the young bull says to the older.
          "Why don't we run down there and make love to one of them cows!?"
          The old bull replies:
          "Why not walk down and make love to them all!!"

          [This message has been edited by motorworks (edited 01-12-2005).]
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          • #6
            One thing for sure,the mind moves faster than the body,especially when you realise that the switch should have gone the other way.