Jump for joy or cry. I don't know which!

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Fasttrack, seeing as how I am such a nice guy I will let you come and organize my shop and build what you want to organize it. The basic dimensions...

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hilarious! I once sent a worker to get me the metric cresent wrench. It took him a while to find it.

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I just say, "Get your god damn lazy ass off the couch!" They understand perfectly....

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My newest and greatest idea yet. There are several signs before one reaches my gates. If they keep going then...........
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I watched a youtube video of a new tacoma with an option to get itself unstuck. It goes into this creep mode and will dig itself out of sand. The video...

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I am getting really nervous now. My wife and daughter just invited me to go to lunch tomorrow at my favorite restaurant.

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I just realized my wife might have an ulterior motive. If she leaves this weekend with the empty horse trailer in tow my free lathe maybe just got real...

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My wife was great with the news that I am maybe getting another lathe. She was genuinely happy for me. I don't remember if I told her it was free....

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Please show a little decorum on this site. You shouldn't use words like free so loosely at least not when you think I should be giving away free stuff....

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Nope. Ain't going to happen....

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Willy your kindness knows no bounds! ...

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I noticed oil dripping from underneath my excavator day before yesterday. I got down underneath it and removed the plate under the cabin. Oil was dripping...

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A man that runs a big recycling plant just over the border in Switzerland was a our farm today. His daughter wants to take riding lessons. We got to...

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Is the gearbox OK? That would be what would be interesting to me. Just curious.

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Yes except one would use sie not du. du is the familiar. German grammar is really difficult for me....

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New signs on order to go next to my no tresspassing signs. ...

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It is not so hard to build actually. The most complex part is the oil pump for the chain. On mine it is built sort of like a spring loaded syringe....

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You better hope you don't go to the ER and they see your blue parts. They might mistake it for frostbite or gangrene and amputate it. You better get...

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Oh come on. You can do better than that. That was weak....

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I bet you needed clean underwear when it let loose!...